It looks pretty dark in here, hein? Well, it was darker before. It seems that some FBI agents came here seeking for triple x links or something. I don't know if they found anything, but they left a major mess in the toilet. The bathtub is sticky and I can hardly have a shower or comb my hair. Since Bill Clinton started talking about putting an end to immoral stuff in the Internet, those guys became totally crazy. I used to have a really neat bathroom, with lots of nice posters and pictures. I even had a very good reproduction of Goya's Maja Desnuda. They seized everything. I also remember a picture of a naked bottom that I found in the street the same day I was going to clean the bathroom. I believe it was sent to me as a divine message and decided that the picture should stay there, just on top of the toilet bowl.